i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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