OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I want to walk on stilts...naked
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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