Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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