with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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