never play flip cup with pint glasses
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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