And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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