We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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