question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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