I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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