omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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