why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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