i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I understand Curling. That high.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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