Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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