I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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