is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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