I wish I only lived at night.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
did you just send me my own nude
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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