yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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