can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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