Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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