Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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