She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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