her vagine was all disorganized.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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