on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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