..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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