you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
