The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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