question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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