So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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