Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
