i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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