normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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