This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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