I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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