isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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