dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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