When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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