That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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