i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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