i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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