The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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