matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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