I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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