these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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