Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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