Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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