Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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