Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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