You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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