Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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