Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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