She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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