did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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