She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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