Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
should my penis look like a turkey
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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