Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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