As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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