so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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